Financial Crisis Explained Due to popular demand, we have explained the financial crisis in terms that a normal human being can understand.  Thanks to the Corporate Secretary for providing a method of how this could be done. It's not as difficult as you might think nor is it what many  "experts" those jolly folk who missed predicting or preventing it -are now saying.  And unlike those experts we got it right from the beginning.

STUPIDITY IN CANADA Using the scientific method we prove 25% of the population are stupid. But is this wise? Take part in our on-line poll! Even the poll results prove it! You will never see something like this in the media but its very interesting and explains a lot. Its kind of funny too.

Makeovers you can turn a sows ear into a purse and a doggy girl into a knock out-but what you see is not what you get. We show some scary examples -before and after. The boob jobs will leave you wondering was "before" better than "after"? hmmmm Is there such a thing as too perfect. Hmmmm again. You decide!

Avril Lavigne Canada's tiny rocker from Napanee shows what talent can do! She makes over 12 million a year and some people hate her. Now how can anyone hate little Avril? Not us! Jealously? Avril Rocks!

Alternative Energy for YOU! build your own wind generator for under $200, a water-gas converter for your car for $150, a free way to reduce home heating costs, a way to convert your car to electric. You can do it! With every step away from the grid you save money month after month year after year. Ever consider how much you pay each year for your energy -gas-heating oil- electricity and it goes up every year too. You can make it go down!

EarthSolarDesign.com check out our new site on solar power. We intend to help save the planet and found out a way of doing it cheap. Not only will you save money you could very well make money. How cool would that be!

Gas Prices In Canada Just to be a nice guy I did the math for you. Here it is -all explained. It will provide all the answers you need to avoid disaster in today's gas crisis. Oh and its worse than you think it is. But there are solutions. You won't read about this in the media. Gas prices are going down but for how long?

Poverty in Canada the Basics It's an industry lets not change it. A solution to our poor. Why not solve the problem instead of earning money off it? We have a cost effective suggestion that would work and get the really poor people off the street into warm clean clothes and a full tummy. A good start to a happy day. 

BC FERRIES BC gets 3 new ferries made in Germany? Are Canadians now too stupid to make a ferry boat?? How could this happen? We look into it and find a surprising answer!

Spy Bullshit So I discover that the photo for the top al Qaeda dude in Iraq might have been altered. So I fix it. Now how do I report this to CSIS, RCMP, CIA, MI6 or MI5?  The answer is not what you might think. The bad dudes use the Internet but our boys apparently don't. This is almost unbelievable. But it's true!

Apologising for Historical Events What do you think of the Government apologising for things that happened in previous generations then using your money to pay compensation? Crazy eh? Only in Canada. Is it vote buying? With our money??

VICTORIA BC SEWERS DUMPED INTO PACIFIC OCEAN yeah like they would do that! Over 120,000,000 litres a day! Holy Crap! In Victoria you say! Home of the environmental movement in Canada and all those Orca with high metal content? No -tell me its not true! Ok tell me what's going on! Its a stinky topic but somebody had to do it.  You won't believe it. "Fresh from the sea" will never be the same.

Bare Naked Ladies  What a catchy name! Canadian eh! Too bad one got caught with drugs. Bummer. (dumbkoff!)

Nutrition in Canada. Some very surprising news. Not good. Not something most people know. But the big food companies may not be our friends. Oh Oh. Would that be why so many of us are obese with type 2 diabetes (like me!). And stay away from the sliced meat sandwiches eh! 

Police Abuse in Victoria  or why it's not a  good idea for new drivers to expect fairness with people like Officer # 55 on duty. Did he just have a bad day? They won't answer our questions. Why?

The Brenda Martin story At first you might think its all a giant con and then when you see the facts you realize the horrible truth. Bring Brenda back to Canada now! So now she is back and the nightmare over but Canada and Mexican authorities went into full CYA mode to do it. Lots of bullshit here and we uncover a lot of it. A very interesting and sad story. Life really is not fair.

PEOPLE WHO POST THINGS ON THE INTERNET real idiots-don't you just hate them! 

PEOPLE WHO READ THINGS THAT OTHERS POST ON THE INTERNET absolutely brilliant here is proof!

HIGHLY OPINIONATED PEOPLE I'm glad I'm not one of these! God I hate these people! Bla Bla Bla! Why don't they just shut up!

People who give money to Panhandlers should be jailed, I realize this is a novel plan...but it would work and stop the panhandling. 

RULES AGAINST LIVING ABOARD BOATS so much for freedom, have you got a permit for that anchor dude? This is one of our best topics with visitors from all over the world and tons of useful and interesting information. Yes there is an alternative to houses with 25 year mortgages that require two people to work like dogs all their lives to pay off. We show you how. Been there done it! Great life style and its very affordable too!

LETTERS TO THE GOVERNMENT How to really yank their chains! They are people too. There is a good way to communicate. We show you the simple secrets!

Canadians are Hypocrites conclusive proof this is wrong. If you can't trust a Canadian who can you trust? We need to take a closer look at that thought. Do we talk the talk and not walk the walk? Find out here!

Snow Shovelling in Canada how not to do it -the new design snow shovel is easy- too easy! Say goodbye to carbon belching snow blowers and say hello to a healthy heart and a fatter wallet! We live in Northern Canada and know what we are talking about!

RCMP What is really wrong here? You might be surprised We actually do have the best police force in the world! In fact without our Mounties we wouldn't be Canada. 

Alcoholism in Canada an easy solution simple and free! Will put a lot of people out of business, save you thousands and extend your life. Yes there is a way out without religion, groups, drugs, trainers, advisors, books or spending any money. We did it and we spill the beans. Alcohol free for two years now with absolutely no cravings. If you don't do something it will kill you or your loved one so you should really visit this page. 

Snow Blower Mania So much for global warming and your carbon foot prints! 

SALSA We all eat it but we can make it faster, cheaper, better! A solution for society to save a billion dollars a year. Have we just destroyed a billion dollar industry?: I hope so -you can make it much better yourself in about three minutes at less than half the price!

Handguns in Canada It's not what you might think or know or are told! You are more like to get stabbed here than shot! All the facts they never tell you in the media and just what is going on here??? 

Drug Use in Canada A simple solution that will work, saves lives and billions of dollars. Its a growing problem in every Canadian city and now it's time to do something about it!

Pink T shirts and bullying Two brave kids stick up for the under dog- bravo! The bullies loose again. 

Student Loans in Canada Go to school, get an education get a monster debt and owe your soul to the bank for a decade or more! Sucker! Capt Ron tells all! There is a solution too!

Obesity in Canada welcome to slobville and a real simple solution that works, no surgery no diets, no big deal eh! I discovered this after years of dieting and have now lost over 73 pounds. 

New Canadian Bills Wise acre designs improved Canadian bills with babe money. Lots of advantages. May offend women's libers. (Will offend women's libers!)

T Shirts without pockets are for Girls! why would a guy want one without a pocket-Cry like a girl?

To Die For Well if that's what you really want...The phrase that drives me nuts so we give them what they want.

 

Grades of BullShiters  There is more than one type -three actually! Which one is your boss? Which one are you? Surprisingly accurate.

Tim Hortons Evil genius at work, pass me a donut please and a double double I want type 2 diabetes eh! Oh and a dozen to take home please. Yum. What nobody told you about the Timmy's we all love.

Health Care in Canada is Free Yeah like that would happen we pay thru the nose! And where is it when you need it? (Actually when you really need it it is there!)

Gratuitous (Free) Advice be suspicious be very suspicious if it's free-nothing is free eh! Then why are they giving you "free" advice?

Home Renovations homeowners gone mad hoping to make a quick buck-its all a myth. Who is behind the craze? We know and we blabbed. Ha!

CANADIAN SCHOOL CURRICULUM don't include anything useful- train the kids to be dumb, they will fit right in! Are we controlled by special interest groups?

Historians Lies, lies and more lies. Is history what really happened or what historians want us to believe what happened? 

CBC tax payer funded fraud and lies -special interests love it. Lots of very cute women but why are the subsidies so big and why don't they just report the actual news? There is a reason and its all in the Broadcast Act. 

ATVs have some -fun break your kids back. The information they never tell you when you buy one. The most dangerous vehicle in Canada and even Doctor's are fed up now! 

Things that Aren't Bullshit in Canada We have a lot to be proud of! despite all the bullshit Canada is still a dream to live in. The best thing in the world is for a bunch of Canucks to watch a hockey game then go home and watch corner gas and trailer park Boys. (with beer and popcorn eh!) We stand on guard for thee- the best country in the Universe! Ha!  We show you several excellent sources of information from the Shopping Bags to Take This House and Sell it and many more. 

Excuse Me Why do Canadians always say this? Here is how three robberies would be handled in Canada, USA and the UK. Surprisingly accurate and very funny.

Porn in Canada .Did you know that Canada is a world source of Porn and we have some of the biggest porn production facilities in the world! Did you know that it generates a lot of taxes and pays a lot of bills. They don't mention this much on the CBC. Check out our porn site link (if you are an adult). Why did we buy a porn website? It was an experiment actually and so far its been pretty interesting. But if you are offended by those things just ignore it. 

TATTOOS So we look at tattoos. Hmmmm very interesting and its growing in Canada too. Will your teen get one? Does your spousal unit want one? and Where!!! Everything you need to know.

Funny Feist Spoof Video on Youtube  This one is hilarious and is a spoof on Leslie Feist's famous "1234" video. So many talented people out there and many of them visit this website! Oh here is another one by Kinna   further proof about some people having talent.

LINKS

Bourque Newswatch -an absolutely staggering amount of information with hundreds of useful links. By far the best site of it's type in Canada. Well worth the visit just to find out what they have should you ever need it. Used as a resource by thousands of Canadians.