There is so much crap on CNN that its annoying! Where to start? CNN exploits the American tendency to panic. Canadians aren't like that. Brits aren't like that. But Americans -bless em - are. Who do we blame? CNN? CNN is like poor ex PM Brian Mulroney the man everyone loves to hate. But (the late) Canadian Marshall McLuan commented that the medium is the message. Is it just the medium here that is defining CNN or is it CNN itself. Lets take a look. 

The coverage of the Katrina disaster was an eye opener. Watching it on CNN you might of thought the world as we know it was coming to an end. After seeing the disaster in Thailand with the tidal wave and the loss of hundreds of thousands of humans one began to believe watching Katrina on CNN, that this was even worse! In reality about 1600 lives were lost - a true disaster  and a very sad and expensive situation. And because of the detailed coverage provided by CNN it was all brought into our living rooms and suddenly it was all very real and horrifying.  However, it was  not on the same scale as other recent disasters on the planet involving tens or even hundreds of thousands of lost lives. As a result, the entire nation all 300,000,000+ of them panicked. To bring this back to reality in two weeks of normal carnage on the US highway system there are more deaths than happened as a result of Hurricane Katrina. CNN built up the story to such a pitch that the average American actually thought their government services had collapsed and all was lost. There was widespread panic and the event was a classic example of how the media can become the message. 

    Another eye opener is how CNN covers hurricanes. Somebody over there has discovered there are grades of hurricanes the category 5 or cat 5 being the worst. So what that means is that the "Cat 5 Storm! "is the best as far as news goes. You can actually see excitement and anticipation in the announcers as they talk about the "Cat 5 Storm! " and when the storm fades so does the excitement and even interest. There is no story there only a strange form of disappointment -that the storm is not a cat 5. Its very strange! 

    CNN focuses on absolutely stupid stories like the one about Paris Hilton going to jail or the one about the American Astronaut in the love triangle and diapers or even the one about Brittany Spears having a breakdown and shaving her head and not wearing underwear. Give me a break! Surely there are more important things going on in a country of over 300,000,000 people than Brit's underwear! Is it just the medium or is it CNN?

    There is the morbid curiosity they seem to exploit that is on the level of a slow five year old and they keep on going back and back to the same stupid stories. With all the important things going on in the world CNN floods the United States airwaves with garbage and their citizens are robbed of a balanced understanding of just what is going on in the world. All world news ends at the American border. I don't even want to get into the Iraq coverage other that to say that the best ally of the terrorist has been CNN. And I am certainly not claiming that CNN workers are not patriots because they are but their actions have actually helped the Terrorist cause because the terrorist depends on the media to get their word out. 

 Way too much bullshit! When the war was started CNN glibly and stupidly reporting that it was a great victory when in fact simple things like policing the battle ground (i.e. securing warehouses of weapons) were not being done and entire divisions of enemy troops were not being beaten but instead were going underground to fight later. When the commanding general indicated a need for over half a million troops to pacify and control the situation his testimony was given only momentary coverage when in fact it later proved to be pivotal information which resulted in tens of thousands of additional casualties. But CNN doesn't  really cover the news -it covers what sells ads and gains viewers.  Now who can we blame for that?

    Comparing the on line personalities of CNN with Canadian anchors and anchorettes there is no comparison. The Canadians are much better. Embarrassingly better. And the Canuck girls look a heck of a lot better too. I don't know why -there are millions of very attractive American women but for some reason not many of them (with the exception of Maria Bartiromo, Robin Meade and Diane Sawyer and Jessie Cantrel)- make it to the news room. I know this will raise the blood pressure of our American friends but think about it.   Even our "weather girls "(we call them meteorologists) are superior. Want proof -check out weather with Claire Martin or Colleen Jones or Susan Hay or Johanna Wagstaff, news with Sandie Rinaldo (The worlds best female anchor!), Marcia McMillan or Heather Hiscox -(CBC Barbie), Kate Wheeler, Susan Bonner ( who I call CBC's Attack Barbie), Marcie Ian, Jacqueline Milczarek Carole MacNeil, Pooja Handa (the "PH Factor" on Global), Susan Hay (again), Beverly Thomson-(CTV Barbie) , Bridget Anderson, Jennifer Ward, Catherine Clark -(CPAC Barbie) or (one of my favourites) Cindy Burgess. Paula Todd on the Verdict is smart attractive and sharp and one can't help comparing her to Nancy Grace who is is none of the above but tries hard and yells a lot. For some reason Canadian girls (i.e. women) are more wholesome looking, more attractive and a hell of a lot smarter than the nearly but not quite all of the bimbos hired on CNN ( again with the exception of Robin Meade who is pretty cute and seems like a nice person and has a brain and Maria Bartiromo who is the smartest reporter on Business in North America well with the exception of CBC's Danielle Bochove and who looks great too and that Diane Sawyer (who works on ABC not CNN) and that Jessie Cantrel on Black20 news who is smart and funny too!) Ok so there are at least four excellent female anchors on US TV. Ok so its not quite as bad as it seems but nationalistic pride makes me think our side is much better in that department. Of course being a stupid man I am making these remarks from a male perspective and perhaps unfairly leaving out our male anchors who do a good job too but who frankly aren't as easy to look at as our girls. And probably I shouldn't have referred to some of them as Barbies but so what. It fits.

    CNN seems to grind through its female anchors fairly quickly. In Canada once you make it to the anchor position people admire you and you have a job for life because the longer you are on the more they like you! In the USA it seems to work the opposite way. The longer you are on there as anchor the more they hate you and then they fire you!  Paula Zahn, Soledad O'Brien, Marina Kolbe, Daryn Kagan all were axe murdered by CNN execs. Great place to work. Not!

    CNN is particularly troublesome because of the way they make the news. In a country of over 300,000,000 citizens its obvious that some bad dudes will act out and some bad things will happen. Its also just as obvious that countless good things will happen. CNN invariably will take the most obnoxious disgusting things that happen in the country and give them headline coverage and then NOT COVER the good things. They especially love covering murders of pregnant women, children, dogs and aircraft emergencies. Every time a US soldier gets killed in Iraq CNN adds them to a total number killed to date and advertises that like it was another point in a game. Can you imagine for a moment doing this in ww2. It just wouldn't happen. The news was that the person was killed NOT that they were the 2500th or 3000th in some sort of perverted CNN poll. And CNN only grudgingly reports any news from outside the borders of the USA. Excuse me! There is a whole world out there folks and the USA is just one of many many nations on it. The sun does not rise and set on the USA. Yes the USA is an important and powerful nation and lots of good hard working people live there but there is a whole world out there and CNN basically ignores it. But again is it CNN's fault, the nature of the medium or are they simply providing what the viewer wants? It gets a bit complicated.

CNN is doing a great disservice to the USA by not provided balanced reporting and by inducing into the US population a completely distorted and inaccurate understanding of reality and the world they live in. Its terrible really!  It balances that off by giving genuinely good service in crisis situations because they have the resources to drill down and get the story. 

Last point. The CNN logo. I DON'T WANT TO SAY THEY COPIED IT FROM A CANADIAN COMPANY  but here is the log for Canadian National Railway first introduced in 1960. You decide! Add another "N" to it and what do you get? Ha!

So what's the conclusion? I think CNN reflects all of us. We all tend to have a bit of a morbid curiosity in life and would rather look at a clip of a tree falling down on somebody than a tree being planted. Millions of us love to blame CNN for everything. But it is providing a link between reality and the public and it is very efficient. Its something to think about. The jury is still out. 

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