Every once in a while I hear some moron say something like..."this cake is to die for" or "this bathroom is to die for" or whatever ...to die for" What bullshit! Are you REALLY going to slit your wrists for a piece of cake or for a fancy crapper in the washroom? I don't think so! Secretly I imagine a dope like that on the top floor of a very tall building and she (he) says .."This view is to die for.." at which the people around her pick her (him) up and toss them over the edge! They wouldn't say that again! What's wrong with ..."I really like this cake" or "your new crapper in the washroom is particularly nicely designed.." There are alternatives.
Here is a group to die for - a bunch of nice Muslim women in traditional berkas decked out in suicide vests holding AK47's. You would not want to serve up some "to die for" chocolate pudding to this group and have somebody get confused and yank away at the firing button. I wonder if they serve tea? And what if they had an argument or one was bi-polar? Are they going to take a before and after picture for the next group of recruits? Probably a bad idea eh? Class of 07 When they were together -so to speak.
This was the graduation ceremony. (Yes they are celebrating!!- but why???) There is something very sad about any graduating class that looks forward to going out one fine day and blowing themselves and any kids and moms close into blood and guts sprayed all over creation. Dress me up and call me stupid but I just don't agree with the concept! It's ...bullshit! Surely there are better ways to solve life's little challenges...Its about as cowardly as you can get.
Updates December 14/07
Devote Muslims in the Sudan were a tad upset when a British Teacher named a teddy bear based on the votes from her students. One of these devote gentlemen commented on camera that he would like to "kill the teacher and cut off her head." He was really pissed. He was serious too! Another devote Muslim gentleman in Toronto choked his 16 year old daughter to death apparently because she wouldn't wear the Muslim hajib. Or so the story goes on the TeeVee. Then we all know the devote Muslim who hijacked a commercial airliner and dove it into a building in New York killing 3000 innocent people. He had same name as the errant Teddy Bear. Have you ever considered that just possibly some of these devote people have serious problems? Hmmmmmmm. Is it allowed to say that? They sure ruin it for the truly devote Muslims who contribute to society and just wish to live as good citizens with the rest of us characters. As an example the British Muslims were horrified by the Teddy Bear incident. And what are their neighbours going to think of them as a result?
LINKS
Little Mosque on the Prairie -CBC -in true Canadian fashion we attempt to show the funnier sides of Muslims and how they interact within Canadian society. Personally I prefer Corner Gas and Trailer Park Boys but there it is. I don't have anything against Muslims and have some that are friends. I do have a lot against Muslim extremists who act as terrorists. No friends in that group -they can rot in hell as far as I am concerned. And the reason that I am not that keen about Little Mosque on the Prairie is that I just don't like the stories or characters as much as Corner Gas or Trailer Park Boys which I think are a heck of a lot funnier.
praise be to Allah and take me back to the index thankyouverymuch eh!