Some of us, lets call them the more intelligent ones, realize that most things in life can be converted back into numbers and incorporated into mathematical formulas. Others, lets call them the stupid ones, think of numbers as their enemy and are oblivious to the fact that they are swimming in a sea of numbers every day. They manage by avoiding numbers and using subjective language to communicate and to attempt to understand the situations they find themselves in.  Its amazing they survive.

One group will go on to become engineers, scientists, doctors, accountants, reporters and people who sell lottery tickets. The other group will become hippies, healers, soothsayers, politicians and people who buy lottery tickets. I didn't get to where I am today by not figuring these things out. I hope I have not offended anyone but these are, unfortunately, -the facts of life.

So when one group will say "its cold" the other will say "it's 10 degrees centigrade"  When one group will say "I am a bit chubby" the other group might say "I weigh 350 pounds" One group will claim to be "well off and flush with cash" the other will say they have $540 in their wallet and have a net worth of 1.2 million dollars. Some will say "its late" others will say it is 6:15.  Well you can see the trend. You may even see an advantage in one approach over the other. 

 

There are some areas where we might all agree. If you are on a plane headed for Europe you may just wish that the plane was being navigated there on a specific compass heading and the joker who filled the gas tanks didn't get his litres and gallons mixed up. You may wish that during that heart operation that your doctor monitors your exact heart rate and temperature. You might hope that your bank keeps exact records of your balance to the penny and using the correct plus or minus sign. If are catching a bus you might want to know the exact time now and the exact time the bus arrives. So in summary even if you "hate math" you might admit to situations where exact counts and expressing things with numbers is a good idea. 

This leads to the subject of Bullshit. For the first time in recorded history I have discovered the mathematical formula for bullshit. It's fiendishly clever, fairly easy to understand and has huge significance! 

Where A= a quantity and B= a quantity and C=a quantity and BS =Bullshit

here is the formula that defines bullshit:

A+B+C = D

A+B+C+BS=BS

and BS is not equal to D 

The significance of this formula is that even when you solve the variables A. B and C once you add BS to it your answer is also BS. Simply adding the bullshit factor completely destroys your ability to solve the equation that would otherwise be represented by the value D. 

 

You should also see the danger of employing a bullshit artist in your organization. Whatever he or she touches or produces will be bullshit. Do the math! 

In the case of say -an ex Prime Minister who is a bullshit artist and who is spinning you a story of how things really happened you can be absolutely sure that the result will be bullshit. If a person is running for President and they are spinning you tales of bullshit say ducking snipers in Bosnia or whatever then their entire campaign is bullshit. If a person runs for Prime Minister and tells you before the election that Canada is in good shape and all will be well and it' s really all bullshit then you begin to see how the formula works. It's a bit of a stinky formula but it works!

Mathematics is something that you can rely on. We now have the formula. I think you will be absolutely amazed at the results when you start using the formula everyday. Have fun with it! I am sure you know somebody that it applies to.

For those of you who wish to carry on in your research on bullshit and perhaps purchase a nice gift for somebody that would get a kick out of it -or yourself here are some good books on the topic!

 

The world financial crisis has caused many companies to fold or contract so keeping with our twisted view of reality we expanded. It's more fun that way. We now have over 30 interesting websites and our Publishing Company has just released the Canadian Winter Driver's Handbook which tells you all about he secrets of driving in Canada's severe winter weather. Just to prove it to you my son and I  document how we drove a 17 year old mini van with 319,000 km on it (that we bought for $300) 4487 km in 78 hrs 53 minutes from Victoria BC to North Bay Ontario.  

We have a map on our home page of recent visitors. If you look you will find yourself there. The world is a global village thanks to the magic of the internet. Thanks for visiting, keep your tails up and have fun!    -Ron your  webmaster.

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Canadian Winter Driver's Handbook -The best book published on winter driving in Canada. Shows how a Father and Son team drove a $300 17 year old mini van across Canada in the depths of winter in only 78 hours 53 minutes. Everything you need to know about winter driving and how to do it on a budget too! Clear instructions on how to handle skids, ice, snow, and first hand experience on what to do when you hit a deer. (It was NOT Bambi's mother!) This book could save your life or prevent a serious injury and will make your winter road trips a lot more fun. Print or instant download.  BattistonPublishing.com (if ordering the print version the economy shipping option is by far the best deal)

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