11
PERFECTLY LEGAL WAYS TO SCREW THE TAXMAN This
sort of speaks for itself don't you know! enjoy! You will be
surprised at this one. You could save thousands and it's all
legal and safe.
REVENUE
CANADA AUDITS Here
is a rather unpleasant topic. We do however provide you with
some very useful information based on experience and knowledge
of the Audit process. Our suggested strategy will save you
time, money and grief and it won't cost you anything either!
Alternative
Energy for YOU! build your own wind generator for under
$200, a water-gas converter for your car for $150, a free way to
reduce home heating costs, a way to convert your car to
electric.
New Car
Prices And how to save the North American Auto Industry.
If the new car
raw inputs are only about $4000 how come you paid $33,000? Have
you been screwed? Yes you have! Any why are the cars we want not
being sold here? They are selling like hot cakes in Europe.
NO
Jobs for new Canadian Professionals We
have professionals but won't hire them and brag about how
tolerant we are about other races. Not!
Operating
a Small Business in Canada Surely you jest! Sharpen
your pencils and lets look into this! Information you won't find
anywhere else. Anyone that has or is thinking of having a small
business in Canada will appreciate this page.
Bank
Fees in Canada legalized theft by the biggest crooks
in Canada and they get away with it too! They can charge you up
to 20% for simply taking $20 out of your account via an
ATM. The charge you over ten times bank prime for your
overdrafts and credit card debt. Are these people bandits? We
have an on-line poll -check out what visitors are saying!
Royal
Canadian Mint Million Dollar Coin happily ripping off
the dumb public do dah, do dah, do dah day...We disclose some
facts that will possibly enrage you and cause you to have a
stroke. We strongly suggest that you take a few deep breaths or
a shot or two of rum before reading. In the old days I would
have joined you but alas have given it up thanks to my Type2
diabetes.
YOUR
VERY FIRST BILLION -the
Corporate Secretary has just been published and her book on
business is the best ever written on business in Canada
-not to put too
fine a point on it- it's fantastic! And funny too! Includes
lots (420 pages!) of secrets The Man doesn't want you to
know. Could easily be your best investment of 2009!
Miss Farsea was born in Corner Brook where they know these things.
Marcie is not the type of person who will let a sensitive topic amble
by without poking a sharp stick into it. Several sacred cows meet
their maker in this book. Find out what is really going on!
CEO
Salaries Did you know the
top 100 Canadian CEO's make 240 times the average person's wage!
We have a solution and its not pretty. But it would work.
General
Motors Strike A face saving opportunity for unions?
or how to compete with $1/hr wages in China
Bankers
Where not to go for some good
investment advice ( they won't like this...) anybody say sub
prime disaster? or frozen Canadian asset backed commercial
paper?
Right
to Repair Vehicles! Car
companies attempt to cash in on car repairs! It's hard to
believe but true. Did you know that removing the battery from
some cars means a tow truck drive over to the dealer! That car
companies are refusing to tell local mechanics how to reset
certain computers in your car? It gets worse.
Reverse
Mortgages One of the biggest legal ripoffs in Canada
today. The best way to loose your house and piss off your
offspring. Release your equity or loose your shirt? They are
spending millions on advertising too just to snag you.
Automated
Answering Machines and Call Centres Your call sucks
go away click
Cellular
Phone Rip Offs in Canada too stupid to pound sand down a
rat hole- Canucks have the worst coverage of all developed
nations and don't even know it!
Parking
Lots for Pubs How do you spell stupid? Aduhhhhh Less
than 1% of drinking drivers in Canada get charged and half the
2800 people killed every year on the roads are connected with
drinking drivers.
TV
Advertising in Canada Legalized
lying. And we pay for it! And guess what the worst is yet to
come!
Talent
What does Canada do with it's most talented
people? Oh Oh...You knew it wasn't going to be good...
Management
Consultants the good the bad and the hideous. Some
thoughts before you hire one.
The
Price of Real-Estate in Canada Lots of land high prices
and one of the lowest population densities on the planet -what is wrong with this picture? Are we all stupid?
Conrad
Black A travesty of justice in the American system
but OJ is free...but Conrad is in the big house. Huh?
Made
in China They get paid a loonie an hour to take our
jobs- new slavery! Thye steal our industrial designs and
put lead into our kid's toys. And China has a 2 trillion dollar
suplus. Ahh so!
Printer
cartridge rip offs.
Or why it costs you $50 plus tax for something that cost $2 to
make. The easy solution!
The
Value of Our Money keeps on declining but we don't
understand that-boy are we dumb
Marketing
tricks you never got taught and aren't supposed to know!
Government
Run Lottos Crooked, dishonest and profitable -for
government. You probably won't believe the rotten tricks the
government lottos are doing now but we will tell you anyway. If
Joe Citizen tried some of these methods he would be sent to the
big house.
Thrift
Store Tax Rip Offs donate so the tax collectors get
it all what a plan! We discovered that even free donations
result in big taxes for the tax collector. Now how can that
be?
Chasing
the Dollar You can't take it with you and its too
hard to get so why not spend some now?
