WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT CANADIANBULLSHIT.COM

DEAR CAPT RON

• "Amazing.
  
  I don't know how else to put it. Your spelling and grammar are
  atrocious. Your supercilious manner is unbearable.
  
  "You may believe yourself to be the height of wit -- but you're only
  half right". If you can tell me who is credited with this gem (which
  I've paraphrased), perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider. Perhaps your
  mindless drivel is actually parody.
  
  Perhaps not.
  
  By the way... NO university education. Just high school. In fact, I'm a
  truck driver. Is that because I'm too stupid to do anything else? Could
  be. At least I know the difference between: its and it's; to, two, and
  too; manor and manner; and when to use commas, periods, and other
  punctuation. Idiot.
  
  Love and kisses,"  DM
  

• "Capt. Ron,   I just found your web site (I was totally attracted by the name) this morning and I love it! I can’t even remember how I got here (not surprising – I’m retired, like you.)..."

 

• Happy New Year.  I hope you are well and enjoying all this @#$%^*!
  snow.  I think your website is great.  When the media starts driving me
  crazy I go to your website and read about 'stupid' and laugh.
  Thank you.
  

• ..""Hey Ron my kid hates me now! I was going to buy him an ATV but after reading your article decided to get him something safer. He will thank me some day but right now I am the bad guy ...so I blamed you and now he hates you instead. Thanks buddy!

• a refreshing look at some every day events I stopped thinking about years ago -now I am worried! well done..."

• I was reading something the Corporate Secretary wrote on the CBC comments. At first I thought she was kidding and then I realized she was right. Scary. I see why you say "don't cross the Corporate Secretary" No wonder you guys are doing so well. I bought her book too -she sure nails down a lot of things that everyone else was afraid to touch. So far we have saved at least ten grand on one idea alone. Well done and thanks!!!

• FYI. Capt Ron you crazy bastard! Do you realize how much trouble you are stirring up with your website? And that damn book! This is a warning from the Man. I work for the Man and we have started a file on you. And we will get you. The thing is that some of us sort of agree with most of your points. So I suggest you lay low for a couple of years and this may all blow over. -A friend in high places (good luck Skipper!)  

• Why don't you play checkers or do whatever other old farts do? I sorta like some of the topics but now I realize just about everything I knew was wrong. Thanks I guess -for ruining my life"

• "I really enjoyed the page on the mint and coin collecting. Boy are we being duped or what eh!"

• ..."There is a rumour going around that somebody wants to turn Marcie's book into a movie or sitcom is that right? I got a real kick out of it and learned a lot about business -thanks Ron!!"

• "Lots of useful insight there -this confirms my fear there was a lot more bullshit out there than I thought!"

• "I find myself attracted to you Capt Ron. I like Navy men and its been a long time if you know what I mean. Now about this E.D. you claim to have because of the type 2 diabetes. Is that something that can be fixed? Let me know. Your answer may define any future relationship. PS I have a cottage in Muskoka not far from you!"

• ..."I work in a bank and you got it right -wait til I show my boss!"

• I read your stupid page where you use the scientific method to prove 25% of Canadians are stupid. Have you ever considered that you might be in that group? Hahahahah That would be funny eh Capt Ron? It would be ironic as hell methinks. And as far as being a graduate of "Canada's best University- the University of Guelph" I checked and you graduated there back in 1976 so you probably forgot most of the stuff you learned by now. While I grudgingly admit you are right it is impolite to brag about it all the time. A lot of us have graduated from other Universities and OK they are maybe not as good but there is no point in being rude about it. Otherwise keep up the good work! I spent most of the day in the office checking out your site and was laughing all day. People thought I was stupid! Hahahahahahaa. 

• ..."I don't like your site. I work as a personal trainer and have helped lots of obese people. I earn my salary of $75/hr. A lot of these fat blimps have BO"

• .."You are right about Tim Hortons- I get a coating on my teeth from the breakfast sandwich -Yuk! Trans fats I guess but the donuts are sooooooo good "

• .."everything on your page is bullshit! ...oh wait a minute -that was the idea wasn't it - Ok then! ...carry on!"

• ..."glad you balanced things off with some good stuff -I was getting depressed and was ready to cut my husband's wrists with all the bullshit you uncovered... thanks and my husband thanks you too!"

• "I work in China making stuffs for the internationals market -You sir are plick!..."

• "please put a donation button on the site I want to buy you a coffee!!"

• "what an old crock you are! Its YOU that is  full of bullshit! Deal with it!.."

• "I never did understand that bloody metric system and for years I thought I was stupid -thanks!"

• "hey I was just kidding about the coffee -I was bullshitting you! Ha Ha!- Buy your own coffee eh! "

• "We all love Marcie. Say Hi to her and give her a raise! (what a Brat!)"

• "...We were going to get one of those damn reverse mortgages -after looking at your page we talked to a few more people and then went to the bank. You saved us big time money and it didn't cost us a cent! hahahaha"

• "...I just read your silly, stupid dumb rant on the Canadian Mint. I think you might be right!" 

• I am a strong supporter of Brian Mulroney and I resent your treatment of this wonderful ex Prime Minister the best Canada has ever seen. I would say more but the nice Lady with my medication is approaching now and its time to go back to LaLa Land where everything is fluffy and nice and so bye for now -ohhhh there goes a flying cow and she looks mad-she is coming your way!

• I read YOUR VERY FIRST BILLION that book on Canadian business you guys published and was pleasantly surprised to see that it was excellent! Lots of stuff there I had no idea about. Thanks eh! I completely changed my business plan as a result. You guys saved me at least $150,000. Well done. Say Hi to Marcie for me!

• I am an American and read your website. You Canucks are very strange people. Pretty funny though. And the best neighbours we could have! Keep up the great work! I have a nephew who lives up in Canada in a cabin in the woods in a little place called Toronto. Ever heard of it? Apparently its snowed in most of the year until the mountain passes open up in the spring. Some day I would like to visit but first must buy a snowmobile and learn how to speak French. I notice your website is in English -why is that? Talk to you later! Watch out for the wolves and polar beavers. He tells me they will chew your leg off so I am bringing my guns with me. That's Ok huh?

• Is Marcie single? Can she come to our University to address our MBA class? I think she is cool but you sir are a grumpy old curmudgeon. Although I seem to agree with some of your ridiculous points. Sigh.

• "  Hi Capt Ron!  I own the pizza shop that delivered to your last board meeting. We just want to thank you for the business. And I don't know how you do it. Lets be fair about this you are an old dude with a big gut. But your staff are all bombshells. It was like delivering to a set on Charlie's Angels! Anyway me and my staff would like to offer you a 10% discount on your next order. Say Hi to Marcie for me and thank her for the book -its great!"

• I really like your Capt Ron's Advice Column How true! Wish I had somebody like you for advice when I got my divorce. My Lawyer bought a new BMW from mine! But we are going out now so its not all bad! (tee hee!). He got a kick out of it too!

• HOW MANY FREAKING WEBSITES DO YOU GUYS OWN!!!! When I first read your BS site I (foolishly) assumed that was the only one. (Editor's note -34 or so but it seems to grow weekly)

• All kidding aside Capt Ron your Crisis page helped us a lot and saved us a huge amount of money -we will always be grateful to you for this and should you need any help in the future just ask. (Editor's note -Thanks for your very kind comments  I appreciate the offer and am glad we could help -its rough times for a lot of people these days and we all need to pull together.)

Thanks for the kind(?) comments. If you know anyone who would enjoy this site please let them know about it. They will thank you for it and then owe you a favour. Ha!  Cheers! -Ron

 

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