SNOW SHOVELING IN CANADA

(December 17th/07) Big snow storm hits Ontario. I just finished watching two of my favorites on the CBC: Heather Hiscox and Colleen Jones. What a great way to start the day! Now lets talk about snow. 

Enter Doctor Mike! Heather introduced Dr. Mike (Evans) MD who then proceeded to advise the nation how to shovel snow. I know how to shovel snow living in North Bay. Dr. Mike came up with some perfectly fine points on the medical aspects of shoveling snow. Nothing wrong there and if people listened to him they might save themselves from a heart attack. But then came the great let down. 

Dr. Mike advised that there were three main types of snow implements; the snow shovel -his had an ergonomically correct bent handle, a small shovel and an ice breaker. WRONG. BULLSHIT ALERT ON!!! DANGER DANGER!!

Dr. Mike is a medical man and an excellent one. Despite having two years of pre-med under my belt and a degree from the best university in Canada (The University of Guelph!) I would never challenge his expertise in this area. However, I believe Dr. Mike got it  wrong when he picked out the best implements to shovel snow. 

Doctors are basically scientists. They have their people shovel snow. They study various flavors of chemistry and biology and they go lite in the areas of physics and engineering. Snow shoveling expertise resides in the area of Newtonian physics. This is not a difficult area of physics but it's physics and not medicine. 

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO SHOVEL SNOW is with a two handle design snow shovel that you push and pull, not lift. You rely on the very low co-efficient of friction between the shovel and the ground and simply slide or push the sucker around. When you reach a point where you wish to dump the snow you simply tip the shovel over and voila no lifting! 

I know the CBC meant well. I realize they are trying to save some lives and backs because each year dopes go out in the snow pull muscles, herniate discs and shovel themselves into cardiac arrest. And I know that Dr. Mike is a smart cookie and knows his medical stuff. And his medical comments were very helpful. I am a fan of Dr. Mike!

But this website is devoted to uncovering bullshit in Canada and despite the goodwill of all involved in this CBC media presentation they got it wrong. Not only did they get it wrong but then the good Doctor recommends as a type of last resort- obtaining the use of a snowblower!!! Good grief! See what we think of snowblowers here. Each job with the snowblower generates over 2 kg of carbon dioxide to assist with global warming and the destruction of the planet and all life on earth. Remember the Hippocratic oath for pete's sakes -do no harm!

If you read this and you are a fat, old,out of shape diabetic fart like me or know of one and or are related to one -who may need to shovel snow the best thing you can do is purchase one of these two handled snow plows and then take the medical advice offered by Dr. Mike. You can purchase them for about $25-$35 and you will then be able to move the snow around with minimal effort to your heart and joints. Again if you are really in sad shape pay attention to the advice of Dr. Mike and get a neighborhood kid to do the shoveling for you!

For those healthy enough to shovel snow- the two handled design is so efficient that you can frequently beat a snow blower and with minimal effort. Good luck! (Sorry Dr. Mike and Heather!)

(I bought my snow shovel at Canadian Tire and its made in Canada by Yardworks. It has a plastic plow and a "U" shaped handle. Not only am I saving the planet and supplying fellow Canucks with jobs but I also got some healthy exercise to bring down the blood sugar and to firm up some muscles. )

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